"To all of those coming from kinkerotica. Please comment here and you'll be let into the cave to take part in the mass of debauchery held inside. Our slaves will attend to your needs as long as you are eighteen or over. If you are not then you will have to prove yourself worthy of entering with a story sent to me or my Queen. Oh... and welcome to twisted tails, we're glad that you could come."
The dragon winks and walks back inside with a beckoning tail.